95 lines
6.3 KiB
C
95 lines
6.3 KiB
C
#ifndef STDDCLMR_H
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#define STDDCLMR_H
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/*
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Action figures sold separately. Add toner. All models over 18 years of age.
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All rights reserved. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. An equal
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opportunity employer. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is
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unintentional and purely coincidental. Apply only to affected area. Approved
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for veterans. As seen on TV. At participating locations only. Avoid contact
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with mucous membranes. Avoid contact with skin. Avoid extreme temperatures
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and store in a cool dry place. Batteries not included. Be sure each item is
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properly endorsed. Beware of dog. Booths for two or more. Breaking seal
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constitutes acceptance of agreement. Call toll free number before digging.
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Caveat emptor. Check here if tax deductible. Close cover before striking
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Colors may fade. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
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Contents may settle during shipment. Contestants have been briefed on some
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questions before the show. Copyright 1995 Joker's Wild. Disclaimer does
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not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption,
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earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized
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repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet,
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incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom
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vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer
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adjustments that are not covered in the joke list, and incidents owing to
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airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
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glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles, or
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dropping the item. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Do not place
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near flammable or magnetic source. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store
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above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional
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listings. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Do
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not write below this line. Documents are provided "as is" without any
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warranties expressed or implied. Don't quote me on anything. Don't quote me
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on that. Driver does not carry cash. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for
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television. Employees and their families are not eligible. Falling rock.
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First pull up, then pull down. Flames redirected to /dev/null. For a
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limited time only. For external use only. For off-road use only. For office
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use only. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. Freshest if eaten
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before date on carton. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. If a rash,
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redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use. If condition
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persists, consult your physician. If defects are discovered, do not attempt
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to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. If
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ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a doctor.
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Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Keep away from
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sunlight, pets, and small children. Keep cool; process promptly. Limit
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one-per-family please. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt
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delivery. List at least two alternate dates. List each check separately by
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bank number. List was current at time of printing. Lost ticket pays maximum
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rate. May be too intense for some viewers. Must be 18 to enter. No Canadian
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coins. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
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No animals were harmed in the production of these documents. No money down.
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No other warranty expressed or implied. No passes accepted for this
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engagement. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. No
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preservatives added. No purchase necessary. No salt, MSG, artificial color
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or flavor added. No shoes, no shirt, no service, no kidding. No solicitors.
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No substitutions allowed. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a
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complete stop. No user-serviceable parts inside. Not affiliated with the
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American Red Cross. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse. Not
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recommended for children. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
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or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to
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perform. Not the Beatles. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
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One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Other copyright laws for
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specific entries apply wherever noted. Other restrictions may apply. Package
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sold by weight, not volume. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Penalty for
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private use. Place stamp here. Please remain seated until the ride has come
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to a complete stop. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Post office will
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not deliver without postage. Postage will be paid by addressee. Prerecorded
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for this time zone. Price does not include taxes. Processed at location
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stamped in code at top of carton. Quantities are limited while supplies last.
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Read at your own risk. Record additional transactions on back of previous
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stub. Replace with same type. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Restaurant
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package, not for resale. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file,
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unable to forward. Safety goggles may be required during use. Sanitized for
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your protection. Sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
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broken. See label for sequence. Shading within a garment may occur. Sign here
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without admitting guilt. Simulated picture. Slightly enlarged to show detail.
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Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Slippery when wet. Smoking these may be
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hazardous to your health. Some assembly required. Some equipment shown is
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optional. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
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identification purposes only. Subject to FCC approval. Subject to change
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without notice. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Text may contain
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material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
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Text used in these documents is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic
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particles. These documents do not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
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myself, my company, my friends, or my rabbit. This is not an offer to sell
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securities. This offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise
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restricted. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Times
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approximate. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Use only as directed. Use
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only in a well-ventilated are. User assumes full liabilities. Void where
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prohibited. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. You must be
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present to win. You need not be present to win. Your canceled check is your
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receipt. Your mileage may vary. I didn't do it. You can't prove anything.
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This supersedes all previous notices.
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*/
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#endif // STDDCLMR_H
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