hamncheese/hamncheese/Scripts/stddclmr.gd
2023-09-14 21:50:26 -05:00

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GDScript

# Action figures sold separately. Add toner. All models over 18 years of age.
# All rights reserved. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. An equal
# opportunity employer. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is
# unintentional and purely coincidental. Apply only to affected area. Approved
# for veterans. As seen on TV. At participating locations only. Avoid contact
# with mucous membranes. Avoid contact with skin. Avoid extreme temperatures
# and store in a cool dry place. Batteries not included. Be sure each item is
# properly endorsed. Beware of dog. Booths for two or more. Breaking seal
# constitutes acceptance of agreement. Call toll free number before digging.
# Caveat emptor. Check here if tax deductible. Close cover before striking
# Colors may fade. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
# Contents may settle during shipment. Contestants have been briefed on some
# questions before the show. Copyright 1995 Joker's Wild. Disclaimer does
# not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption,
# earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized
# repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet,
# incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom
# vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer
# adjustments that are not covered in the joke list, and incidents owing to
# airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
# glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles, or
# dropping the item. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Do not place
# near flammable or magnetic source. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store
# above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional
# listings. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Do
# not write below this line. Documents are provided "as is" without any
# warranties expressed or implied. Don't quote me on anything. Don't quote me
# on that. Driver does not carry cash. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for
# television. Employees and their families are not eligible. Falling rock.
# First pull up, then pull down. Flames redirected to /dev/null. For a
# limited time only. For external use only. For off-road use only. For office
# use only. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. Freshest if eaten
# before date on carton. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. If a rash,
# redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use. If condition
# persists, consult your physician. If defects are discovered, do not attempt
# to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. If
# ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a doctor.
# Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Keep away from
# sunlight, pets, and small children. Keep cool; process promptly. Limit
# one-per-family please. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt
# delivery. List at least two alternate dates. List each check separately by
# bank number. List was current at time of printing. Lost ticket pays maximum
# rate. May be too intense for some viewers. Must be 18 to enter. No Canadian
# coins. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
# No animals were harmed in the production of these documents. No money down.
# No other warranty expressed or implied. No passes accepted for this
# engagement. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. No
# preservatives added. No purchase necessary. No salt, MSG, artificial color
# or flavor added. No shoes, no shirt, no service, no kidding. No solicitors.
# No substitutions allowed. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a
# complete stop. No user-serviceable parts inside. Not affiliated with the
# American Red Cross. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse. Not
# recommended for children. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
# or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to
# perform. Not the Beatles. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
# One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Other copyright laws for
# specific entries apply wherever noted. Other restrictions may apply. Package
# sold by weight, not volume. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Penalty for
# private use. Place stamp here. Please remain seated until the ride has come
# to a complete stop. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Post office will
# not deliver without postage. Postage will be paid by addressee. Prerecorded
# for this time zone. Price does not include taxes. Processed at location
# stamped in code at top of carton. Quantities are limited while supplies last.
# Read at your own risk. Record additional transactions on back of previous
# stub. Replace with same type. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Restaurant
# package, not for resale. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file,
# unable to forward. Safety goggles may be required during use. Sanitized for
# your protection. Sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
# broken. See label for sequence. Shading within a garment may occur. Sign here
# without admitting guilt. Simulated picture. Slightly enlarged to show detail.
# Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Slippery when wet. Smoking these may be
# hazardous to your health. Some assembly required. Some equipment shown is
# optional. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
# identification purposes only. Subject to FCC approval. Subject to change
# without notice. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Text may contain
# material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
# Text used in these documents is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic
# particles. These documents do not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
# myself, my company, my friends, or my rabbit. This is not an offer to sell
# securities. This offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise
# restricted. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Times
# approximate. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Use only as directed. Use
# only in a well-ventilated are. User assumes full liabilities. Void where
# prohibited. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. You must be
# present to win. You need not be present to win. Your canceled check is your
# receipt. Your mileage may vary. I didn't do it. You can't prove anything.
#
# This supersedes all previous notices.